did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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