I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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