You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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