i barfeds in our rink
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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