the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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