She's JV to your varsity
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
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