Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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