You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
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Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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