Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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