talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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