It's like God shit irony all over that family
I cut my penus on the lid.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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