Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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