does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
