just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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