How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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