i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
That's intense
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize