I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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