Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
my shit smells like andre
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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