My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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