Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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