some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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