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Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
me + whiskey = a bad person
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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