ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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