I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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