He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
