Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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