is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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