you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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