first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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