Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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