just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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