I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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