Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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