I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
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Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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