I want to have your abortion
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I have surprise drugs for everyone
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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