Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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