We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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