Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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