Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
he fucked my hip out of place.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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