Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
