Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Randomize
