Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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