he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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