just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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