): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
