Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Nicole vs. Life
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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