You can't motorboat a personality
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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