is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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