It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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