how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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